Kiwi Pizza Causes WWIII Like Panic

What is the world coming to? 

Yes, this is the disappointing news that the fruit on a pizza debate has mutated from sickly pineapple to hairy green kiwi fruit! 

It’s like that old saying that my great great great grandfather used to recite;

“First comes love, then comes marriage… then comes a horrible bitter divorce with massive legal fees because one of them ordered kiwi fruit on a pizza.”

My Great Great Great Grandfather

The disgusting move has prompted world leaders to agree to a world-wide mutual destruction as they feel like humanity has gone too far with this and no longer deserves to be in existence.

One angry user said: “I find it hard to believe there’s freaks out there who would even do this. What a f****** sick world we live in.”

Another added: “This makes me unreasonably angry. I can accept pineapple. I’m not a fan but I can understand the appeal. What even is this s***?!” 

The new culinary concept was not met by completely negative feedback, with one particularly adventurous eater stated “I could almost taste the combined flavors of the cheese and kiwi, its saltiness and its sweetness and tartness respectively. Like it could be a good flavour combination much like that of cheese and grapes or berries”.  This particular individual has now been shipped off to a North Korean death camp to contemplate their actions.  


Another curiously idiotic culinary invention which deserves no time is the Brussels Sprout Pie pictured below.

An equally disgusting Brussels Sprout Pie

What are your thoughts on this combo? Let us know in the comments below.


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  1. Dinkleboss

    I spoke to all of humanity and we are all ok with a meteor coming to destroy us now. We deserve it.

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