No joke, there is such a thing as a penis fish.
The weird looking aquatic creatures are actually a type of worm and are otherwise known as innkeeper worms due to other creatures living in the burrows it makes.
Thousands of them washed ashore on a beach in California , after they were thrust from the seabed by a storm. We’ve deliberately withheld the name of the beach to stop anyone going to try ‘save’ the penises.
The worms are also found in the Gulf of China and off the coast of Korean and Japan. It is apparently a delicacy in many coastal regions around eastern asia.
I wonder what you serve Penis fish with ?