A woman in Louisiana has been cited for trespassing and banned from a truck stop petting zoo.
And, that’s not even the best part!
What can get you banned from a petting zoo you might ask, especially if that very petting zoo is part of a bloody truck stop!
You might think it was the obvious meth overdose in the disabled toilets or even illegal gambling with the monkeys.
But, no. The woman in question – bit a Camel’s testicle.
And how does one find one’s self biting the the ballsack of a camel? Well, the unfortunate woman was chasing her escaped dog and had climbed into the Camel enclosure where she was confronted by a grumpy Camel by the name of Casper.
The exact details are a bit sketchy, but ended up with the Camel sitting on woman-x. With no other option, the woman lashed out with her nashers, chomping on the poor beast’s balls.
“Its like that joke Grandma says at Christmas: ‘How do you stop a camel sitting on you ? Bite its balls'” – Nobody…Ever
She said: “I bit his balls to get him off of me.”Iberville Parish Deputy Louis Hamilton Jr. told the paper.
The woman was brought to hospital and then referred to the dentist to get the Camel pubes removed from her teeth.
She was charged with trespassing and for not having her dog on a lead.
The Camel’s swelling has only just gone down, and he’s lucky to still have a two balls to one hump ratio.
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